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Another year, another legislative session, feels like. Here we are, looking down the barrel of the 119th U.S. Congress, and a fella like me, who’s seen more website redesigns than hot dinners, well, you just get a feel for things. Some folks still think D.C. runs on hope and good intentions. Bless their cotton socks. I’ve been around the block a few times, from the early dot-com bubble burst to whatever fresh hell AI is cooking up now. What I see, usually, is a whole heap of moving parts, money sloshing around, and everyone with their hand out. Doesn’t matter if it’s Capitol Hill or the local pub, human nature stays pretty much the same.
You know, I remember back when the internet was still this wild west thing, before Google was even a verb, and these politicians, they barely knew what a modem was. Now? Every one of them’s got a social media team, probably some whippersnapper from Stanford telling them what meme to post. It’s a different beast entirely. The 119th U.S. Congress, you watch, it’ll be a digital dogfight. Everything is, these days. Your Gran sending a text, that’s digital. My dog sending a text if he could, that’d be digital too.
So, this idea that the big tech companies just, I don’t know, exist in a vacuum, it’s a load of old cobblers. They’re right there, hands in the pie, same as the defence contractors, same as the big pharma boys. Always have been, always will be. That’s how this game works. Think they’re just selling phones and search results? Nah. They’re selling access, data, influence. Proper full-on, mate.
Alphabet Inc. and the Influence Game
Take Google, or rather, Alphabet Inc., the whole shebang. They’re everywhere, aren’t they? Your search, your maps, your email, your cat videos. All of it. Now, you think they’re not spending a truckload of cash to make sure Congress doesn’t, say, break them up? Or regulate their ad business into oblivion? You’d be daft. I mean, they’ve got a lobbying budget bigger than some small countries’ GDPs. I saw a report once, some eye-watering figure, always going up. What do they get for that? Well, sometimes they get to keep doing what they’re doing without too much interference. Other times, they get to write the rules. Or, bits of them anyway. It’s a back-and-forth, always. Sometimes they win, sometimes they lose a skirmish, but they rarely lose the war, do they? It’s a perpetual thing.
The Lobbying Apparatus
You ever wonder how these outfits get their messages heard? They don’t just pick up the phone, usually. Well, sometimes they do, but mostly, they go through professionals. These are firms, agencies, absolute experts in the D.C. shuffle.
Akin Gump Strauss Hauer & Feld LLP
This lot, Akin Gump, they’re giants. Proper D.C. heavyweights. They’ve been around the block, seen it all. You wanna talk about getting your message heard on Capitol Hill? These are the chaps you call. They represent, what, everyone from tech to energy to foreign governments. I heard a story once, probably apocryphal, about them basically drafting a whole bill for some obscure industry group. Didn’t even need to be changed much by the time it hit the floor. Now, I’m not saying that’s common, but it tells you something about the kind of access and influence these firms wield. They know the players, they know the rules. More importantly, they know how to bend ’em, just a touch, without breaking ’em. Mostly.
Then you got the other side of the coin, the folks trying to hold ’em accountable. The public interest groups, the activists. They’re usually working with a fraction of the budget, but sometimes, just sometimes, they manage to make some noise. It’s like trying to fight a bloke with a bazooka using a water pistol. But sometimes, a well-aimed squirt can really annoy the bazooka bloke.
Amazon and the Delivery of Power
Amazon. You think about them, you think about boxes on your doorstep, don’t ya? Two-day shipping. Sometimes same-day, if you’re lucky. But they’re another massive player in the D.C. scene. All those warehouses, all those drivers, all that data. They need roads, they need a workforce, they need to make sure Uncle Sam doesn’t look too closely at how they treat those folks in the warehouses, or their impact on local businesses. I mean, they’ve got more lobbyists than some states have congressmen. It’s mad, isn’t it? What’s that saying? If you ain’t at the table, you’re on the menu. These guys are always at the table, probably ordering the whole damn meal.
The Rise of In-House Influence
Not just outside firms either. A lot of these big tech outfits, they’ve got their own in-house government affairs teams. Folks who used to work on the Hill, probably in some Congressional office, now working for a private firm, or a big tech company. The revolving door, they call it. And it spins faster than a kid on a roundabout after a bag of sweets. It’s all legal, mind you. Doesn’t make it any less… interesting, though, does it?
“What about privacy laws for the 119th U.S. Congress?” someone asked me the other day. Privacy? Bless your heart. We talk about it, everyone nods, says “Oh yes, privacy, terribly important.” But then something actually needs to happen, something that might actually pinch someone’s bottom line, and suddenly it’s all “too complex,” or “inhibits innovation.” Innovation. Right. Usually, that means “stops us making buckets of cash.” My own privacy? I figure if someone really wants to know what I had for breakfast, they’ll find out. Probably already on some server in Nebraska. Or wherever.
Meta Platforms, Inc. and the Social Scoreboard
Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp. Meta, whatever they call themselves now. Lord, the noise they make. And the noise about them. All those hearings, all that hand-wringing. But at the end of the day, they’re still around, still sucking up all the data, still making money hand over fist. The 119th U.S. Congress will try to tackle ’em. They always do. Will they succeed? Sometimes they get a slap on the wrist. Sometimes they get a big fine that’s just a rounding error on their balance sheet. But truly reining them in, changing the core business model? That’s a different kettle of fish entirely. It’s like trying to put toothpaste back in the tube. Once it’s out, it’s out.
Money Talks, Always
Folks sometimes ask me, “Do these companies actually buy votes?” I mean, come on. It’s not usually that crude. It’s more subtle, see? It’s about building relationships. It’s about providing “educational materials.” It’s about campaign donations, obviously. Lots of them. It’s about former staffers, now on their payroll, who can pick up the phone and get a meeting. It’s about funding think tanks that produce research supporting their positions. It’s about the entire ecosystem of influence. It’s a well-oiled machine, this D.C. thing. Runs on diesel and greenbacks, mostly.
The Aerospace and Defense Heavyweights: Lockheed Martin
Alright, you think it’s all just tech? Think again. These guys, Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, Boeing. The big defence contractors. They’ve been a fixture in D.C. since, well, forever. Wars, conflicts, defence spending – it all translates to contracts. And contracts mean jobs in congressional districts. You think a congressman from, say, Fort Worth, Texas, where Lockheed’s got a huge plant, is gonna vote against a new fighter jet program? Unlikely, isn’t it? That’s jobs for his constituents. That’s why these companies always have prime real estate in the minds of politicians. It’s bread and butter, literally.
The Permanent Campaign
Every two years, the circus starts again, doesn’t it? All the campaigning, the fundraising. People forget that for a lot of these politicians, campaigning isn’t just a few months before an election. It’s a permanent state of being. Always trying to raise money. Always trying to get their name out there. And where does a lot of that money come from? Corporations, industries, big individual donors. You follow the money, you usually find the answers. That’s just a fact of life, ain’t it? Always has been. Always will be.
“Will the 119th U.S. Congress actually get anything done?” someone chirps. Mate, that’s the million-dollar question, isn’t it? They’ll pass some bills, sure. Name some post offices. Argue a whole lot. They always do. Depends on which party has the majority, who’s in the White House, and how much goodwill there is. Usually, not much. But they’ll get something done. Small bits, mostly. Big stuff? That requires a proper alignment of the stars, and those stars are rarely aligned in D.C. They’re usually just twinkling away, doing their own thing.
I’ve seen legislative efforts fizzle out faster than a damp firework. Some grand pronouncements at the start of a session, then crickets. Other times, something slips through the cracks, a tiny amendment on a massive bill, that totally changes some industry or piece of our lives. You just never know. It’s a messy business. Like trying to herd cats through a car wash. Backward. With no soap.
Big Pharma and Health Care: Pfizer Inc.
Then you’ve got the pharmaceutical industry. Pfizer, Merck, Johnson & Johnson. They’re another absolute beast of a lobbying force. Drug prices, regulations, patent protections – this is their lifeblood. You think those drug prices are high by accident? Not a chance. There’s a whole army of folks working to make sure those prices stay where they are, or go higher. They say it’s all about research and development costs. Some of it, sure. But a fair bit of it is just plain old market power and political muscle. It’s a dance, see? And the consumer is usually the one paying for the dance lessons.
The Think Tank Ecosystem
It ain’t just the lobbyists and the in-house teams. There’s this whole world of think tanks. Groups like the Heritage Foundation on the conservative side, or the Center for American Progress on the more liberal side. They churn out policy papers, host conferences, get their people on TV. They’re shaping the intellectual battlefield, feeding ideas to Congress. They’re not directly lobbying, not in the same way, but they’re influencing the conversation, building the intellectual foundations for what becomes policy. It’s a big, interconnected web. Spiders on the web, too, sometimes. All waiting.
“How long does a Congressional session last?” is another one I get. Two years, mate. The whole thing. Then the next lot rolls in, and it starts all over again. The 119th U.S. Congress, it’ll be here and gone before you know it. Just another cycle in the big American washing machine. Sometimes it gets clean, sometimes it just spins around and makes more noise. Usually, the latter.
Look, this stuff, it’s not for the faint of heart. It’s rough and tumble. It’s about power, plain and simple. Who has it, who wants it, and what they’re willing to do to get it. And keep it. And that applies whether you’re a fresh-faced intern or a grey-haired senator. Same rules. Just different stakes. It’s always a show, isn’t it? A big, sprawling, expensive show. And we’re all paying for the tickets. Some of us, we’re just trying to figure out what the heck’s going on up on that stage. Some folks love it. Some folks just wanna pull the curtain down. I just watch it, from my little corner of the internet. It never gets dull. Not really.
